Medical Humor Tee — “A patient cured is a customer lost” Oversized Boxy T-Shirt

Quiet, sharp, and a little dark — this oversized boxy tee speaks to clinicians, med students, and anyone who’s spent late nights wrestling with ethics and paperwork. The front features a faded caduceus and the stark line “A patient cured is a customer lost,” presented like an inside joke that lands like a truth bomb. Wear it to lectures, rounds, or study groups to spark conversations without shouting. The relaxed silhouette layers easily over hoodies or under lab coats. It feels lived-in from the first wear: soft against the skin, breathable in long shifts, and built to hold its shape through repeat cycles.

Product features
- 100% combed and ring-spun cotton for solid colors; Athletic Heather blends 90% cotton/10% polyester
- Medium-weight fabric (6.0 oz/yd² / 170 g/m²) — substantial but breathable
- Dropped shoulders and relaxed fit for an oversized, boxy silhouette
- Durable double-needle stitching at sleeve, neck, and hem
- Tear-away label for added comfort

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean